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Misconceptions and Confused Words
APPALOOSA HORSE - $400
I have an Appaloosa horse we want to sell he needs an experience person for training and to work with him on a daily bases. He what you call proud cut and has a third nut up in him so he act like a stallion. He has papers. He is a very nice horse. My husband works alot of hours, this the reason we are selling him just don't have the time to work with him that needs. He is about 4 or 5 yrs. old. He seems to have a good disposition. We are asking $400
Broke welsh pony-picture in here is with my grandson writing taffy for the very first time and she did great with him. Only selling taffy as the other kids of all out growed her and she needs a new home with somebody there will be writing her frequently.
Bay Thoroughbred - $2500-Very gentle bay mayer. Great hunter/jumper prospect
Quarter-Horse Mayor for Sale - $500
Chestnut Quarter Horse Mayor for Sale
Approx 10 Years old; Great with Children
Price Neg. Other horse (Stallion Iron Greg in Color for Sale too; posted under another listing on Craigs list!)
7 year old registered AQHA mare- $500
Has been riden but it has been 2 years ago. She has been a brute mare for me for some time. She throws some beatiful babys. she is very sweet and very calm I haven't found any thing that she is afraid of.
I have a beautiful gelding he is 4 years old. I bought this horse with the intention of breeding him with my mare. Well that is not an option since he is a gelding. The previous owner thought because he had a male part he was a stallion. But he was so beautiful I didnt mind paying for him but I cant use him for the purpose I had intended.
Reduced*** Stalk Trailer - $1000-I've got a stalk trailer I'm needing to sail. I no longer have use for it. Four good tires. Brand new LED trailer lights. It pulls really good. Could use some new boards for the floor.
16" Lightweight Imposed Saddle - barely used - $350 (Judging from the photo in the ad, we think the seller meant embossed.)
Looking for a good home-I have a 5year old thoroughbred gelding with an injured tendency preventing him to continue as a racehorse. Please email for appointment to see this beautiful animal. Must pass inspection of housing facilities.
Justyce is a 3 year old young filly she's come a long ways since I've had her she has a calm dissipation and sweet eyes.
Pretty bay Hackney mare. This mare is halter broke only is about 6 years old. Have too many arms (?) in the fire and need to find her a new home.
i have 4 horses for sale. One is less than a year old and a colt and dark colored. the colt is part appaloosa from their mama and the father is a stud horse (It would be a good trick if he wasn't) and a quarter horse.
(From someone who doesn't perhaps understand how horses are measured; the horse in the photo was a pony) Mare for sale - $400-i have a mare for sale she stands about 18 to 19 hands hasn't been rode for about 4 yrs i don't have any pictures of her or no way to upload any but i have a picture of a horse that looks just like her only a little smaller.
Gilded miniature horse - $500
Beautiful horse, but he needs a new home-Gentile, miniature horse.
Wanting a horse under 100. Prefer 2yrs old or older. No horses in there 20's tho plz. Must be halter/lead broke and able to deleiver. Wld prefer a loud colored paint or appy or a widespread (?) with a blaze face and stockings.
(From an HTT reader)
2 horses for sale. toro bred and a quater mile - $800
Is a 5 year old toro bred female race horse..can not race .it broke in the race .
And 14 year old quarer mile male
For sale asking $ 800
Both has there regestration papersCall or text
Are you looking for an elegant horse then click here - $4500
She has good blood lines and a great dispassion. If you are a serious about getting a horse email me for more info.
23 YR. GELDING - $800
14 hands GREAT KID HORSE SHOTS-DEWORDED-TEETH FLOOTED
Beautiful Mare - $400
AQHA Red Dun mare ...my daughter needs a not so spirited horse she is not that experienced, and this mare likes to go, she does have something wrong with her lyrics, the vet said she can be ridden but not real hard like barrels, she would be a great horse for pleasure riding and for breeding, We will neg on price,
**REG QUARTER HORSE GELDING***-4 yr old registered quarter horse gelding, quiet, well manured, started and going well on barrels, trotting the poles, broke well, can ride anywhere.
filly - $100-I have an 8 month old filly no papers. Her mom and dad are on site. I haven't worked with her but she will be a nice horse. If you start now by time she comes of age she will be gentle. Her mom and dad are both comb demented. (?) Call after 4:00 pm
10 year old paint mare. Has been trained for english, fencing, trail, western pleasure.
Here's the deal, I am going to college and need to find a new home for my Desert Bread Arabian (purebread).
5 year old Quarter Horse Paint has been going blind (moonblindness) with in the last year. He's adjusted well but as his vision continues to digress he really needs more care than I can give.
Creative Breed & Color Spellings
APPALOSO /Quarter pregant - $500-I have a four year old appaloso quarter for sale she is pregant she is not broke to ride .I have saddle her up and i have sit on her. She was bred with a liver and white paint .
APOOLOSSA - $8500
LEOPARD SPOTTED APPOOSA HORSE 5YRS. TRICK HORSE ANY ONE CAN RIDE
blue rhone apalusa - $600
chetlyn pony - $250 young chetklyn pony, kid friendly
12 yr old Carmello Reg. Fox Trotter - $1000-This guy is a 12 yr old. He stands 15.1 hands tall. He is a registered Missouri Fox Trotter, carmello in color and built like a quarter horse.
Horse for Sale-He is 14.2 hands a good trail horse. He is a carmelloh. very good additude. Sweet and loving. age 6 years old.
AQHA quarter horse beautiful!! CRAMELLO!
Kid broke, gentle gelding - $700
15 hand, creamellow Quarter Horse gelding. Very gentle. Great on the trails and in the round pen. Very nice slow, easy canter. No vices/bad habits. He rides on a loose rein with a natural low head set. Eight years old. Current coggins and worming. Please call for an appointment to ride this gentle gelding. Thanks.
Blue Rome horse - $275-i have a 10 year old blue Rome horse that is green broke..you can saddle her up and everything and ride her but she doesn't know a lot of stuff but she know some...she is a pretty horse but her lip hangs down because she got it caught on a barb wire fence...if any questions or pictures please txt dont call..
Choclate palamino - $1800-very gental gelding, no bad habits, anybody can ride, very muscular and very beautiful, has a flaken maine and tail and is choclate colored
For Sale- 6 year old leopard print mare broke,sweet,very pretty,1000.00 or 1200.00 with tack,call or text,can send photo
Thero-bread chestnut horse - $100-im getting rid of her because we simply cannot afford her, shes got brand new front shoes on her, theres nothing wrong with her if u have any questions contact me.
8 year old reg sorrow mare - $800
Young 2 year old Chest Nut - $350-I'm selling a 2 year old chest nut gelding that I have started and is green broke. He stands at 13.5. Get along with the other horses great. He will make great 4-H horse for a child. $350 obo
5year old Geurla Gelding - $650
Thourebreed mare - $400
11 yo Medicine Hat Paint - $300- I am an 11 year old Tabiano-Overian Paint gelding. I have a medicine hat, bald face and blue eys. I am VERY green and need a lot of work. I stand well for the ferrier. I am skidish.
Horses for Sale-5 year old Morgan/Paint Gelding Blue eyes. Dark Sorrel 15.5 hands Rides/Gated $600 5 Year Old Creamilo Gelding light gray eyes Green Broke Ground Gentle Rides. $500
I have 2 horses for sale a 3 year old gelding foxtrotter that is a doppler grey and has bloodlines to zan bar grey this horse is green broke just needs some saddle time and is naturally gated with 30 days perfessional training. The other is a solid black quester horse colt 17 month holter broke and leads other then that just been handled no holes in either horses and have no bad habits since they have not been tought any.
Horse for Sale-This gelding was born in 2010. He is half Pacifino and half Quarter Horse and may be gaited.
Gurlla- $500-4 year old gurlla gelding grade QH stands 14'1 hands tall easy to catch and load stands to be saddle and stands when you get on him no buck, kick, or bit just an easy going horse asking
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