Copied and Pasted Funny Dog Ads
By category, sort of. This was our hobby before we started horsetradertricks.com.
We'll begin with the dog breed that nobody knows how to spell and nobody wants to pronounce: The Shih Tzu
Shih tzhu- Hello I have a nine week old shiht zu looking for a good home comes with everything to get you started message me for any further details thanks!
Shih-Zues puppies one male one female. They come from the same 8 week old litter. They are Black and White and VERY Preatty. They each have a Hernia, the Males alittle worse than the Females.
Female Shit Zu Needs Good Home
Shish Tuz Hi I have a shish tuz thats needing a loving home she is two years old and has no papers she is fixed and upto date on all her shots she loves kids I wouldlike her to go to a home that has childern or grandchildren. She is potty trined but she has her accidents. Please only seires inquires only.
I have an 18 month old, approx, 1/2 schit-zhu, 1/2 poodle, lovable, friendly dog, with wonderful disposition. I do not have time for him as we have 2 boys with adhd, not a good combination. Please call if seriously interested in a wonderful house
I have a survivor shi zue female looks as if she has had pups before but unknown . I took her in because she was near to death when a friend brought her to me . she was ate up with fleas and lost her coat I have spent many dipping and special shampoos to get her coat back she is in good health and it is time for me to go to a new home to someone who will love her and give her the love back.
Looking for a shih-tzo I would like a cute little shih-tzo to add to our family. I cant pay some 200 dollar re homing fee so please dont e-mail me if that is the case.
Schitz Tsu Puppies- 3 Male Schitz Tsu Puppies 7 1/2 weeks old.
To a good home- have one shitshoe chihuahua mix 5 months old
I have this adorable mutt left. She is nine weeks old and crossed with a shuitzu/terrior
Rare Giant Shih tzu -I have a pure bred 20 lb shih tzu available for adoption. He is 4 years old, housebroken, and pretty adorable. He is a very mellow dog, likes to do his own thing. He loves to snuggle and my other dog is his best friend. He has a very cute underbite and white and gray hair. He has been a stud dog in the past but I do not use him for that anymore as the puppies came out ugly. I'm asking for a $100 adoption fee or I'd be willing to trade him for a couch. (A couch? Really?)
Here's the poor little Dachshund
4 puppies to rehome-one is a lab/docson
Duchshunds puppies, call or text for details.
i have a 7 month dockin beagle mix pup that needs a home due to my work hours changing i no long have the time at home to be with her. shes great with kids and all other animals. if interested please email me or call
i need a datsun pleas-i want one couse my famly just had to give up are old dog so we want a datsun i will pay as much as 30 dallors
I have a beautiful full blooded Dotson(weinerdog) named Callie...She's a red short haired...She's AKC registered and papered....Dont have the papers on her yet but they should be in this week.....She loves french fries and milk...She would make a good pet for anyone who can show her the love and attention she needs and deserves....There will be a $50 rehomeing fee to gurantee a good home....Thank
1 yr old bro/sis mini doxens!! so cute-need a home together amazing 2 little mini doxens! they have had all their shots--
these doxens need a good home, they are hilarious to watch as they wrestle together!! big cuddlers (sleep under the sheets with you!!) and big lovers! I wont let them go unless they go to a great home.
sweet winnerdog this sweet 7 pound winnerdog is still looking for her forever home she is a rust color as u can see i nthe picture, she is a 100% sweet little thing she is being fosterd right now till she get that home she needs she is all up to date on shots is do to be tape dewarmed again there is a rehomeing fee of 60.00
dat-son pups - $50 They are both females. born march 2010 The big one that is black askinf $125, the little
one that is grey asking $50 please call
FREE TO GOOD HOME OR HOME'S ONLY!!! I HAVE 2 LITTLE DOGS THAT NEED A LOVING HOME, 1 FEMALE AND 1 MALE. THEY ARE JACK RUSSEL AND DAUTSIN MIX, THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER AND ARE VERY CUTE AND LOVABLE, DON'T HAVE THE TIME THEY NEED TO SPEND WITH THEM....THEY ARE KENNEL TRAINED BUT NOT QUITE HOUSEBROKEN, AND NEED THEIR SHOTS. THESE DOGS ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN FAMILY PETS
free full blooded dautschan -free brown longed haired full blooded weiner dog she is not spayed and is about a year old and her name is lady. I do not have the time to give her the attention she needs and my other dog just had puppies so please contact me via email.
pups-mixed breed pups char pe dautson min pin rat terrior
I am offering a FREE Daughson mix Pomeranian fourteen weeks old very good health condition, black, named Bear, for a good home the reason given him away because we are working and not given the full time he need. Bear is a good dog, energetic, sweet. The only requirement is that He will be in a good home and a loving family.
We need a drum roll for the Chihuahua
Chiauaiua pug mix
Charlie is a 6 month old Chichucha. He is very adorable and sweet- $275
Small 4 month old male Chaquaqua looking for a home. His name is Scrappy because he looks like Scrappy on "Scrappy Doo." $100
Three yorkiepoo/chicuchia- $150
2 year old long hair chiuhaha-2 year old female chiuhahua spaid looking foe a new home because she jumps over my fence and I don't want her to get hit. And my kitten thinks she is her mama and sucks on her teets. She is the most lovable dog in the world there is 40 dollar rehoming fee .
**LOST MINI CHIUAUA**-
MALTESE& CHAULAUHA-WE HAVE 4 CUTE LITTLE PUPS 1 BOY AND 3 GIRLS.
Looking for a female chichuua
Jack Russell & Chawawa Mixed Free to good home.
I have a black male chiwawa and 2 female chiwawa's (one light tan, one tri color) that need good homes to go to.
I HAVE THREE OF THE CHA CHA'S LEFT. SAMPSON WHO IS A LONG HAIRD CHOLATE MALE. CALLIE WHO IS A BLOND AND GRANDMA WO IS A DARK SABILE. THE ARE 11 YEARS OLD BUT ARE VERY LOVEING BUT WILL BE SKIDISH UNTILL THEY GET TO KNOW YOU. I WOULDEN'T RECAMENT A HOME WITH SMALL CHILDERN UNLESS THEY ARE USE TO SMALL DOGS.
Pug and chichiua-both males great dogs 75.00 each.
lavender faw chihuhahuha
BABY CHAUWAWAS-I HAVE TWO PUPPY CHAUWAWAS THAT ARE IN NEED OF A GOOD HOME. THE MOTHER IS A TEACUP CHAUWAWA AND THE DADDY I THINK IS A BOSTON TERRIOR. BOTH PUPPIES ARE FEMALES AND SHOULDNT GET NO BIGGER THAN 5-8 POUNDS. THEY HAVE NOT HAD THERE SHOTS BUT HAVE BEEN WORMED A COUPLE MONTHS AGO.
Chichuchu puppy needs forever home
wanting a chuaua-want a male chuaua not very old.dont have alot ofmoney just want to give ours a friend to play with.
one small dog -i have a chawhawha that i need to get rid of.....the chawhawha is all white and need attention and love kids and other animals.....if interested in this dog please email us
1 yr old chiwahwah-free nice little lap dog short hair he needs a good home
2 male chewauwa
i have 2 male chiwauwas $20 adoption fee each .
have 3 chichua puppie to rehome small rehoming fee u can call
looking for a chichuwa
small chichacha-i have a small chichacha i need to find a home she is 7 wks old asking small fee call
2 chiuauras and 1 lab mix
Rottweilers and Great Pyrenees
Great Pyranese/New Findland pups for sale
Great Piernesse- $50
For sale- Great Pearanise female just shy of a year old still puppy and trainable may be bred by male pearanise.
German shepperd wrat mix
Hello. I'm seeking a nice family who's looking for a good dog. I'm moving and can't take her with me. My dog is a 2 1/2 year old Rocweiler mix. She looks like a roc but is the size of a smaller breed.
Roxie pups 6 weeks old
1/2 rotwiller 1/2 boxer
4 YEARS OLD FIXED ALL WHITE RAUTEWEILLAR MIX 40LBS FEMALE LOVES OUTSIDE HOUSEBROKEN GOOD ON A LEAD. HER NAME IS LILLY FREE TO GOOD HOME.
I have 2 great Paraneese male puppies. THey are 9 weeks old. Their daddy is a working goat dog. Please call after dark.
Great Pureaneas pups
These two dogs are very loving and are great with kids... We moved to a house were we can no longer keep them... they are ^ months old they have all their shops and there rabbies shot. I hjave all the papers from the vet for both the dogs.
there names are Pebbles( black lab) And BamBam( Grey Paranesis). I am asking a small re-homing fee of 50 dallars a dog for there shots and heartgaurd and frontline Which for each dog indevidualy costed me over 300 doallars a peice
Please adopt me-I am a great pyramase male 6 months old need to be adopted to a gret family. Rehoming fee is $100. I am good with kids and other animals especialy goats and sheep.
Lhasa Apsos and Cocker Spaniels
Lasapso/poodle needs new home
Lapsha apso 9 weeks old
CUTE LHAPA APSO for sale
Lahso Mixes- I have three Lahso mix puppies. We think they may be mixed with boxer but aren't really sure.
Have a 3 month old lapo apso She is a good dog
We have a 8 month old llasa apso that needs to go to a good home, we just dont have time to spend with her..she is just as sweet as can be but being busy all the time we just cant give her the attention she needs anymore
Ruby Doo the Dog-Ruby Doo is a Lasaopsa, pure bred, no papers. She has been raised from 6 weeks old around cats and small children.
Rehoming with adoption fee applies. 2 females half chihuahua and lhosa opsa mix. 5 weeks old. Small dogs
Three year old cockerspanuell
cocralspanial mix-I have a 4 month old male cocralspanial mix. Landlord said no pets. He is used to cats. Very lovable. If Interested please call or text
Looking for a purebred Cockerell Spaniard
Chihuaha cockal spaniel pups
I HAVE A 12 WEEK OLD MALE BLACK LABADODDLE THAT I NEED TO REHOME. I WOULD LIKE TO FIND A GOOD HOME FOR HIM TODAY IF POSSIBLE. HE MINDS VERY WELL. CAN SEND PICTURES TO YOUR PHONE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THANKS AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
Great dog for sale- female Besingi- $400
White half Siberian husky, half Shamu. One brown eye, one blue eye. 4 years old, good with children, needs home with children and lots of room to run and to be loved.
BASSAT HOUNE- need a good home asking 75 for him. A little later, the same seller tried again:
BASSIN HOUED-I have a bassin houed need a good home asking 75 for him plz call
I am looking to adopt an Iba Shinu. Perferrably fixed and house trained. Please email if you have or know of one in need of a new loving home.
i have 4 puppies free to a good home. their mom is a pure bread siderian husky and their dad is a chocolate lab.
siverian husky-hello i want to find a new home for my dog, someone with large yard is not much space here, he has one year has all her shots and is neutered, he is a black and white husky siverian
Puppies mother is chatahola dad boder collie both or rejistered
2 whimerriner vizsla mix MUST GO TO A GREAT HOME TOGETHER
FOUND 2 FEMALE WIENERWIEMERS
Palmaranian- 11 month old male good with kids and other dogs loves to play adoption fees applys
Polm Puppy-Polmarainin Puppy about 4 months old needs a new home. His name is charlie and he is good with kids. Adoption fee applys please email for questions.
2 year old Palmeranian/Shelton needs a good home.
Blue hiller male-male blue hiller about 9 months old. my sister brought him here because he was going to be put to sleep, just not in the human way. he is a loving dog just needs love back. my male hiller doesnt like him, so i have to keep the poor boy in a pen so mine isnt mean to him. please he needs a great home.
Chihuahua/pikaneess mix-7 year old chihuahua/pikaneess mix female free to a good home, she is a dog we rescued and would love to find a good home. she is housebroke and good with kids and other animals. please contact me if you have any questions.
Looking for a good home I think she is assie shepard-Hi i have I believe an assie shepard? Not 100 percent sure I hate to get rid of her she is 100 percent house trained! WONDERFUL WITH KIDS,cats other dogs
chiwawa bishawn mix-Had it's 1st shots very cute brown 3 months old small re- homeing fee.
Looking for a puppy Bision Friz
Lost bitchon frisk
Bichon Fries- He is a retired stud and was never a pet. I have him use to a lease now. I don't want to get rid of him, but believe it would be better for him, if he has a quieter home.
Itailin masstive femail blue color-blue cain korso in need of good home 4 months old 37 lbs beautiful dog rehoming fee
Female Papyion Chiwawa 6 months-I have a very sweet 6 month old papyion chiwawa that needs a good home.
Pappillion-i think his adoption fee is 150.00
Female parpillon $50 rehoming fee
Moutain fist pup - $250 i have a full blooded moutain fist pup she is full blooded and has NO papers aking 250 obo.she is vary play full up to date on shots good with kids and she just started to track squarrls with alittle work she make a good hunting dog.
White domerman-Call for detals
I would like to purchase a dog containment/training system. This is my first dog he is 10 months old rescue. He is a Beagle mix so he has a natural tendency to sniff his way off the premises. I currently have him on a steak in the backyard.
Chihuahua-2 male puppies ready for a good home.
They were born may 2. They are black with some brown features.
Asking a dehorning fee.
Don't buy the pit puppies-These people are for one very rude, for two selling unregistered pit bull puppies for at least $300, they say they are bully type. They are nothing but back yard breeders that need to get their pets spayed and nurtured!!!
Chihuahua Ready for New Home-He is potty trained. You CANNOT leave him alone for LARGE amounts of time, he will not be able to hold his blatter. You have to remember, small dogs come with small blatters and they have to go out more frequently than large dogs do. Chihuahua's also have a reverse sneeze, it's nothing to worry over but does get worse if left outside for to long. It just sounds bad (but would just be like us sneezing).
I have a boy Yorkie poodle. He is house trayed and broken. He is Kennel trained also. I am asking 150.00 for him. I have had hime sense he was winged and I am moving and can not take him with me.
3 yr old Maltese-Due to unforeseen circumstances, we must regime our male Maltese. He is current on vaccinations, but not neutered yet. He is housebroken. Email for more info. Rehome fee apply.
I have 2 Australian Shepards.
We are moving and we have to get rid of them.
I have one female that is a blue mural with blue
eyes and one male that is red mural with red eyes.
We are asking $100.00 apiece or best offer.
When Jazzy was rescued from a high kill shelter, she was the mother of two puppies. One of the puppies lived and one of them parished.
I have a 1 1/2 year old male pointer mix he is white and faun colored with a diamond on his head. He's is a good dog but my husky hates him and its not fair to him. I am constantly having to pull my husky off of him and now I have to keep one or the other locked up i a kennel. He is an indoor dog but loves to be outside. I am asking 25 dollar rehoming fee.
Foxy is a beautiful white shepard terrier mix. She is 3 and spayed and pody trained.
Bear is a male neurtered 3 year old AKC German shepard. (Looks like rin tin tin) He needs to find a forever home.
Puppies-5 look just like black and white border collies one like a red murel border collie 2 weeks old in the pictures now weinied they have had there puppy shots and been wormed.
I'M HELPING A LADY WHO HAS A SICKNESS, IT'S CALLED HORTING. SHE HAS 20+ MIN PINS AND THEY NEED HOME KNOW. NO REHOMEING FEE AT ALL JUST NEED THEM TO HAVE GOOD HOMES.
I NEED TO FIND A NEW HOME FOR MY LAB, SHE NEEDS A HOME IN THE COUNTRY, SHE IS CURRENT WILL ALL HER SHOTS AND NUDERED
7 1/2 weeks old boxer/lab mix 5 black 2 white 2 brown
they all need there 1st set of shots , they have been wormed, their tail and duke claws have not been done, they are full of energy and are looking for forever homes
i have a 9 month beautiful white shep. he is completly vetted . he is intacked. He will come with his heartworm preventive and his records as well as tags
RED PTBULL MALE free-I HAVE A REDPIT MALE HE IS NUTTERED AND GOOD WITH OTHER DOG BUT SOME PEOPLE HE ACTS AGRESSIVE . HE IS A LOVER WANTS TO SNUGGLE AND IS HOUSE BROKE.
Black Lab AKC-2 yr. old black lab male, very gentile, AKC papers, FREE to a family that will give him love and attention.
Coon hound with papers-pics are of him treeing a squarl in the back yard
Funny, Odd, Scary
I have a Golden Retrever/Lab/Cyote and I would like to find her a home. She is 3 or 4months old and she is not what me and my hubby are looking for. I will do a trade with her for a Boxer or Pitt Bull. I named her Sunshine. (From the frying pan into the fire?)
I have two shiba inu's that I'm trying to give to a good home. These two are brother and sister and I love them dearly but they need a lot of attention. These dogs are NOT for new pet owners... these dogs are very skiddish and do not take well with strangers. They like to hide and keep to themselves. They are potty trained/crate trained however, if you startle them they will pee/poop. They will not come when called. I am trying to find a couple or person who specializes in Shiba's or in animal behavior. I will NOT give these dogs to anyone... these dogs are sweet and loving when the want to be but they can be difficult. I'm asking for a 50$ rehoming fee per dog. I've spent thousands of dollars and are of pure bred.
We are moving and unable to take our Boston Terrier with us. He is pure breed and goes by the name of Sage. He's good with kids and other dogs, but does not like cats! He's extremely friendly and will attempt to lick the face off anyone who comes through the door.
We are naturalists and do not believe in shots. He's had all his shots when he was a puppy but not since then. He is two years old now and in good health. There is, however a strange quirk about this dog. He loves to rub his back on things while literally "playing" with his private parts. I know, it's odd, but he started this behavior a year or so ago and it's a little embarrassing, especially when he does it in front of company.
A truly inept example of phishing on Craigslist: Pure Breed Male and Female Golden Retriever Puppies ready for good-We have Male and Female Golden Retriever puppies,Tiny Female and male very friendly with kids and other animals. Top quality - True purse babies! ! ! Baby doll features - Puppies will have amazing coats, nice erect ears and short little legs. Come with a health guarantee, first shots, worming, a letter of health approval from our veterinarian, we have adorable and loving golden retriever puppies. Interested persons should contact us with his or her cell number for more specification on adopting process.
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